Dammit Bambi
Welp, that just happened. I was doing an extra long bike commute to work after switching the bike over to race configuration in preparation for USAT Age Group Nationals next weekend and a deer hit me. I didn't hit the deer. Bambi hit me. I was cruising along just as the sun was about to rise when a deer came out of nowhere and ran in front of me. I was about to react when I saw her friend out of the corner of my eye. Her friend, Bambi, was 5 feet away from me and charging full steam ahead. I was going 26mph. I got to watch as she buried her head into my thigh, crumpled up her entire neck and threw me off the bike. I think she was Canadian. It was a perfect hockey move. She body checked me in the middle of the road. After laying in the road screaming my head off I eventually gave up on help. None of the lights were coming on in the houses I could see. I got up, retrieved my bike and was grateful to see ...