The Dirty Leprechaun 5 Miler a.k.a. NOT Not-Johnny's Official Rules
The event will be a bracket race. Never heard of a one? Everyone has an equal chance to win!
The first runner will start at 1pm.
All runners must submit a predicted finish time to the timing judge by 12:45pm.
The runner with the slowest predicted finish will leave first. The fastest runner will leave last. Each runner will be sent off based on the delta between their predicted finish time and the slowest predicted finish time.
The first runner to reach the finish line WITHOUT going faster than their predicted finish time will be declared the winner. All runners that finish slower than their predicted finish will be ranked, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, etc. based on the order they cross the finish line.
Those that are bad at estimating their times and cross the finish line faster than their predicted times, (pronounced: LOSERS) will be ranked at the back of the pack. The loser who has gone too fast, but has come closest amongst all of the losers to their predicted time will be declared the 1st of the worst. The next closest person will be the 2nd of the worst, etc.
In the case of any ambiguous wording of the official rules the timing judge will, at their sole discretion, issue a capricious and self serving final ruling if needed. There is only one official timing watch. The timing judge will not be interested in seeing your personally recorded and likely fraudulent GPS activity. Any attempts to argue with the judge on your meticulously timed event will not end well for the runner.
The first runner will start at 1pm.
All runners must submit a predicted finish time to the timing judge by 12:45pm.
The runner with the slowest predicted finish will leave first. The fastest runner will leave last. Each runner will be sent off based on the delta between their predicted finish time and the slowest predicted finish time.
The first runner to reach the finish line WITHOUT going faster than their predicted finish time will be declared the winner. All runners that finish slower than their predicted finish will be ranked, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, etc. based on the order they cross the finish line.
Those that are bad at estimating their times and cross the finish line faster than their predicted times, (pronounced: LOSERS) will be ranked at the back of the pack. The loser who has gone too fast, but has come closest amongst all of the losers to their predicted time will be declared the 1st of the worst. The next closest person will be the 2nd of the worst, etc.
In the case of any ambiguous wording of the official rules the timing judge will, at their sole discretion, issue a capricious and self serving final ruling if needed. There is only one official timing watch. The timing judge will not be interested in seeing your personally recorded and likely fraudulent GPS activity. Any attempts to argue with the judge on your meticulously timed event will not end well for the runner.
